A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.
rich people are f**ked up
me digging your grave
My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.
DO IT. LISTEN TO HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER DEFINITELY WORTH IT
THE NAME OF THE SKELETON MAN VIDEO IS DEAD MAN’S BONES IN CASE ANYONE WAS WONDERING
sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes
The true value of a mother.
Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should’ve gotten more. (…) Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness. But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.’
My fucking bitch!
My love for khole is so real
I don’t remember this Hannah Montana/Suite Life cross over :\
That’s so hot😍